Doing That Thing You Do
Q. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?!
- Jacqueline Rabbit
A. First off, stop shouting at me. Secondly, such a broad question as this goes beyond the scope of my expertise. Fortunately for you Jacky, I know a life coach that can help you suss out your goals. I’ve filled him in on your situation and here are his recommendations:
You will marry Alexandro.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in the hills of Afghanistan in your fabulous one-room shack.
You will have 3 kids together.
Your family will zoom around in a recalled Toyota.
You will spend your days as a Nutritional Anthropologist, and will live happily ever after.
There you have it. Many thanks to Benjamin “Hawkeye” Pierce for weighing in. He is also available for private consultations.
best wishes on your future endeavors,
yours truly
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