Surviving a Tongue-Lashing
Q. How do I tell a guy that he uses way too much tongue?
A. Following your next face-to-face encounter with Wet Willy, try: “Dude, this isn’t Wild Water Kingdom, keep the splashing to a minimum.” His feelings will be hurt and he’ll certainly be self-conscious, but that’s precisely where you need him. It’s like they say in the military: you have to tear someone down in order to build them up. Once that’s out of the way, the fun can begin. Promote yourself to drill sergeant and set about taking W.W. through your own basic training regimen. It’ll be “mission accomplished” in no time.
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