From Dusk Till Breaking Dawn
Q. A good friend of mine — a grown man, mind you — is a semi-out-of-the-closet Twilight fan. I’ve read about grown women (usually of the cougar variety) who are really into this overwrought tween garbage, but what does this say about a 20-something hipster dude from Brooklyn?
A. Ugh, you watch one and a half movies, and you’re mislabeled for life. What it says about me, I mean “him,” is that I “he” enjoys a train wreck as much as the next rubbernecker. Nothing more, nothing less.
P.S. I hate you erin.
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