Not In My Backyard
Q. If squirrels are digging up my seeds and ruining my garden is it wrong to snipe them with a BB gun from my window if I plan to taxidermy them when they are killed?
A. What in the world? If this is how you problem solve, then I’d hate to see how you handle finding a parking space at the mall. There’s no way I can publicly endorse such cruel acts; neither those directed toward the squirrels, nor to the tastes of interior design professionals everywhere. PETA would put me on their hit list.
I think you’re overestimating the intelligence of your tree dwelling troublemakers, just as I’m overestimating your intelligence by dignifying this question with a response. Put the pellet gun down and head to the hardware store. Scratch that, go to a nursery, they have fewer sharp objects and power tools that might get you in trouble. Get some chicken wire or hardware cloth. Maybe even some commercial repellant. Protect your petunias that way. Less blood shed, fewer worries you’ll shoot your eye out.
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