Your Life, My Thoughts

Advice from a know-it-all
  • August 10, 2010 10:00 am
    tumblrbot:  WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

    A. Hard to say, though I do remember swallowing a penny when I was 3 or so. I’m afraid to think of what other unfortunate things I may have done to myself before that.

    To turn this into some sort of “advice,” I will advise anyone who is planning to one day possess a child of their own, to store all loose change on higher surfaces.